Once upon a time……

    In the land of evil, when wizards and warlocks ruled the world in the year of 1333, the infamous Sham, god of rock, cast down upon the Earth the five most hideous creatures ever viewed by human eyes. And Sham said unto them, "my minions, you must entertain the peasants by way of a psychotic circus-like cannibalism. You shall call yourselves a band."

    So the creatures set forth on their journey, though it quickly became apparent that the world was not ready for their ruthlessness. Chaos ensued, and Sham’s warriors of rock were banished from the land. Not satisfied with the small amount of destruction they had caused during these medieval times, these fierce creatures returned to their lair and elected to hibernate there for 666 years. Maybe then the world would have the balls to allow this band into society.

    Now, 666 years have passed, and the five fearsome minions of Sham have finally returned, in the form of Lithonia Power Train. The LPT is a sick, new, twisted style of metal, and we're not talking about that Korn/Limp Bizkit sort of shit. Influences include G.G. Allin, Hank Williams Sr., the Chinese riots of 1982, the Challenger incident of 1985, Dokken, Eli Whitney, that part in Karate Kid when the Cobra Kai's pushed Daniel down the hill causing him to break his bike and his head, Quiet Riot, BETA, Slick Rick, The Freemen Minutemen Militia of Montana, Neal Boortz, and your mom.

	Vocalist/Sexist- Nak Nak was named to the All-State soccer team three times in high school.
	Guitarist/Exhibitionist- Sham currently works at Home Depot.
	Bassist/Feminist- Captain Pudwhack is twelve years old.
	Percussionist/Physicist- Wetback once ran a cock fighting circuit in Mobile, AL.
	Guitarist/Programmer/Nudist- the Turd hunts.

The members of Lithonia Power Train are or have been guilty parties in other local Atlanta bands such as Fifty Year Storm, the Unicorns, Slapshot Bitch, Local Color Movement, the Positrons, Special Agent Dale Cooper, and Nine Iron.