go home. find out how sick we are. keep up with us. listen to our silly ranting. see our sorry asses. email us and satan.

We don't care if you hate us. In fact, we encourage you to hate us.
Actually, this band doesn't even exist anymore.  Who cares?

Lithonia Power Train was:
Nak Nak - vocals, harmonica, motorboat
the Turd - guitar, samples, space helmet
Sham - guitar, dingleberries
Wetback - drums, percussion, tuba
Captain Pudwhack - bass, skinflute

    LPT came together from the bowels of hell itself.  But, before working for the devil as LPT, they were acting on his behalf in other groups.  Wetback, the Cap'n, and Nak Nak were in a little group called Local Color Movement for some years.  The Turd was in Special Agent Dale Cooper and Purplexia.  Sham was in his father's penis before being shot into his mother's vagina.  
Since LPT, the Turd, Wetback, and the Cap'n were in a band called ???, Sham is up his fiancée's ass, and Nak Nak and the Cap'n are in
the fucking Unicorns.