go home. find out how sick we are. keep up with us. listen to our silly ranting. see our sorry asses. email us and satan.

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cape!  the Cap'n rides!  nice skirt.  Nak Nak from Gleep-glop  Nak Nak again.  um.  yeah.  art, or crap?  lawnmower.    up in lights!  sham, doing his work.  who the...?  whoa.  the turd and a fan.  poop!  not a deadhead.  who's the 7-year-old?  surf rock.  a virgin.  ..  nice rack.  the summoner.  get this guy a towel.  get this guy a sedative.  nothing to type.  bono's bad-hair/clothes/life-day  waterhead party!!